Hello Sir I’m With US Customs, please step aside…

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Seriously those border guards have no sense of humor, it’s only a tattoo FFS! I love seeing the expression on their face when they ask me to slowly lift my shirt, it’s priceless and that’s when I bust out with “It’s only a tattoo gais LOLOLOLOL!!!!” For some reason, I always get a body cavity search every time, I keep telling them it’s a tattoo! LOL!

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