Submitted by: Anonymous Source via Submission Page
This guy needs to relax a bit. Not only did he tattoo painfully on his ass that he strictly prohibits entry into his ass but by the way he’s clenching it. Maybe he is just one of those people that likes to be prepared for any occasion or surprise that comes his way say, going to jail and dropping the soap in the shower? You never know and he would be 100% safe there with this tattoo to protect him.